Arriva. Are you sure that sooner or later arrive. We're hoping it falls on me when Madonna still lower than the age of his loves, as you reviewed Manhattan on TV (with jar of chocolate spread in one hand and the spoon in the other) and Woody Allen who is ashamed because his girlfriend Mariel Hemingway must do their homework has a familiar ring, inversely proportional.Here comes that day when the weariness of a field day, instead of just a couple of circles and a big headache, you turn directly into the fresh version fané lady who had rigged a mirror in the morning but - here is the beautiful - instead of lamb claims full rights to be wrinkled and you do not care.
Why did you get: you have passed unscathed the birthday of the forty, you've skipped heroically to slalom between the clichés, including the pinprick of hyaluronic acid between the oscillations of the balance and did you get. It is the port in the harbor that they had feared as stormy, but which is comfortable as a sock from the strap tattered, a capitulation happy you've surrendered to the door.
This is confirmed one hundred and unambiguous signals. 1. The son of a former classmate already studying medicine. 2. We earnestly ask the son of former classmate who is studying medicine to specialize in plastic surgery. 3. Remember when you raise the age. 4. You wonder why you blame if you do not believe so.
5. Considers secondacasa have a right to relax on weekends. 6. Do you have a good vacuum cleaner is also the home of the weekend (which you've asked a Santa Claus when you're going to live alone). 7. When the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner out of hand and you end up on the thigh, it remains attached.
8. Remember when we spent an hour plastered his face to look like a lot of tricks. 9. Every day, spend an hour and a half to look like make-up smeared. 10. When you strucchi seem younger. 11. A disheveled yet Pappagone you think too much makeup and a Scaramacai, because your mother said.
12. Duran Duran concert, the girls who sang Reach Up for the Sunshine puzzled fall silent screams loudly when Wild Boys. 13. Do not be indignant if you give way on the subway. 14. The priority of desires in the event of winning the Lotto has gone from "I do round the world sailing" to "I want the name of the surgeon to Demi Moore." 15.
You start to think that dressing in black is a dismal Zinzin. 16. Looking for jewelry to lighten the face. 17. The FitFlop Mbt and you attract more of Manolo Blahnik. 18. You begin to call "beautiful aunt" in their twenties. 19. You begin to call "cakes" the thirties. 20. Look at old photos of Bob Geldof and think that a young man was not so bad.
21. Look at old photos of Rupert Everett and wonder how I did not realize he was gay. 22. Watch an episode of Versailles on Youtube and you wonder how I did not suspect Sapphic. 23. Ask your parents why he wanted so much to get you to the chaste marriage. 24. Mom does not answer you remember more and congratulated for not giving it straight.
25. Struggling to convince the children that John Travolta was a dancer. 26. Send me chain letters via the web where many say they struggle to convince the children that John Travolta was a dancer. 27. Sbellichi you read that, according to scientists, the increase of desire in their forties depends from the impending infertility.
28. Do you prefer the school of thought that attaches to your cool cynicism erotic depletion of oxytocin. 29. Finally admit that all your ex do not understand anything about women, how scientists. 30. Are you disappointed that Isaac Asimov t'aveva promised flying cars in 2000, but you still have the jack in the trunk.
31. Are you disappointed that Space 1999 was a fraud. 32. You pass by the desire to find work abroad to the dream of winter in Miami. 33. The two and a half hour at night you seem ignoble. 34. Drink red wine for the flavonoids. 35. Eat sushi for Omega 3. 36. After the shower, you anoint from head to foot like a squid.
37. In a pretend beach umbrella. 38. Look under "protective" and "wrinkle" of the sunscreen you added "stain". 39. Do not go to the gym more to define your muscles, but to save the ones you have. * P * 40. Placed on Facebook's monologue The Big Kahuna, but for the benefit of hindsight. 41.
Remember the untrimmed forty friends of your mother and thank heavens for being born a generation later. 42. You hate the forties of 2030 that will give you the undone. 43. The vanilla bubble bath makes you sneeze. 44. If you have an invitation to dinner as a surprise, do not you shave over the edge of the leggings.
45. Call leggings "leggings." 46. Flashbacks of Cold Case takes place in your day. 47. If a vampire offers you the unchanging eternal life, the waste. 48. You can write the second volume of the Manual to make it crazy to read that you had bought to celebrate transgressive your first paycheck.
49. Divide the underwear drawer into compartments "Alone" and "Together". 50. Judge 'passable' Camilla Parker Bowles and a lot of other women that age would find ugly and horrid. 51. You are convinced that men, for stay even, should betray them first. 52. You start to think that the missionary is a very convenient location.
53. You start to tell him that if his mother cooks better, we even go to bed. 54. Pregnancy is no longer the only option that comes to mind if you have a delay. 55. Light candles to your patron saint and wait for the cycle and pour the champagne when it arrives. 56. Candy Candy finally admit that she never married Terence because it was handling the dubbing.
57. Find out what Alcor and Ryo Kabuto were the same person (damn dubbing ...). 58. Review on Youtube kiss between Candy and Terence, and discover that you forgot that, immediately after he gave her a slap. 59. You begin to be glad Candy married Albert. 60. You are courted by surprise by your ex, who divorced from the girl that you stole it.
61. If they invite you to an excursion, you tell the exact account of kilometers to go. 62. It notes with pride that macabre Lady Di and Marilyn Monroe would be in your place. 63. How about a man "could be my son was born only after the year in which you have lost your virginity. 64. Read novels for teens and listen to Linkin Park.
65. The twenty-five and peers treat you like a girl by mom. 66. If the wrinkles will seem more spread out, it means that you put on a few pounds. 67. Decide that you can sacrifice the size of her ass stretched out for wrinkles. 68. Stop focus more attention to the needs of others than for you.
69. Let me save the world are the non-profit organization. * P * 70. You deceive yourself to be rediscovering the natural blond of your childhood. 71. Decide that the intellectual can go dirty and plagued Ciapa the rat. 72. Replace the dirt and tormented with an intellectual sport emitting guttural sounds.
73. Satisfied the desire of young people with brain computing with the myth of Bill Gates. 74. Permanently abandon the project within 50 adolescent suicide. 75. Make your quotation by Arto Paasilinna, "now the will to live is far too much." 76. Meditate to declare a couple of years more to get you to pay compliments.
77. They ask with caution when in '82 you were old enough to celebrate Italy's victory. 78. Can you finally see a first offside of the referee. 79. You are in solidarity with the alley cats. 80. You realize that an adult cat has the tonnage of a newborn and cullabile. 81. You notice that the amount of cats in the house is in proportion to your degree of zitellitudine.
82. The revival of the fashions are no longer a discovery, but a memory. 83. During the revival of the 80, you have secretly taken out of the original leaders of the time. 84. Have you moved to see that the leaders of the 80 you entered yet. 85. Hope that orders you constantly give of yourself.
86. Make a 30% increase on the job, when the orders do. 87. We invite you to flatter if you like to stay in a tent, but you tell a four-star hotels around the campsite. 88. Adolescents will ask with admiration as it has been to the cinema to see the first Star Wars, Alien and ET 89. You're not the last to notice be horned.
90. Pretend for a while 'do not know to be horned, so it makes gifts to appease the guilt. 91. In September you join the course of gentle exercise to regain the form, before moving to prepugilistica. 92. For the first time you visit your doctor to really issue a certificate of good health.
93. Your toyboy let you cry on his shoulder for the departure of Tony Curtis, who was first to ask. 94. Toyboy accuses of being ignorant, because at his age, you knew very well who was David Niven. 95. The toyboy I replied that I was his age when there were only three channels. 96. Look up the Youtube summary of Beautiful in six minutes, the texture and flavors are familiar with embarrassment that you have followed the first season.
97. You wonder how did you travel abroad without a credit card. 98. You wonder how did you do to go out at night without a phone. 99. In May, you are still enrolled in gymnastics. 100. Rule for the first time the fateful phrase, "You young ...».
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