Colin Firth Bacterium

People who ferried the Styx adolescence preceded by the reputation of a little party every awkward nerd, or a pair of thick glasses like the portholes of the Achille Lauro (or both), remains sensitive to that type of injury that even graceful lessons dressage and contact lenses can be deleted. The recurring nightmare of the class that will be driven out only points out laughing with the continued confidence in a miracle that turns the benchmarks.

Now, given that in recent times even seems to see the return of the First Cup Size A, after decades of bounty Drive In, it seems possible to hope even in the miraculous triumph of the sub-normality by the award of an Oscar. Nothing could be compassionate to Forrest Gump, is clear: The speech of the King-The King's Speech is the story of the poor (so to speak) George VI Windsor, father of Elizabeth II, known to relieve his brother Edward VIII, abdicante for Wallis Simpson.

A good man, but so much stutter that I could not pronounce the crowning speech, a detail not just for someone who will do the job of king. If Colin Firth, who plays him, he wins an Oscar (in the meantime has already taken home the Golden Globe) is not present only at the vindication of all the kings of the nerd world.

Let's face it: Who would have imagined that the spinach with embroidered reindeer sweater in Bridget Jones would come to this? We had expected, you may say, there's so much drama, and so much talent in his resume. Very true, but people with talent & theater in the United Kingdom, it is galore.

There must be something more to explain its charm, aplomb than appetizing all'allure English and comfortable with a soft cheese (suitable for a midnight snack), perhaps an element gradual release thanks to which Colin has crept in slowly ' collective imagination of half female genetically predisposed.

Never mind that the other half find it very immune to decipher and too old-fashioned (although even after long reflection captures the original model which could refer). An epidemic of Colin Bacteria can and must speak. we saw for the first time in 1984 among students of Another Country, clouded by Rupert Everett (with whom vehemently spat during work breaks): Colin Firth at the time exchanged for Ralph Malph and we would not bet a penny on its yellow foliage.

Instead, the bacterium was inoculated into our already tenaciously ganglia as the romantic cold sores contract making out in the garden with a greenhorn high school of which it is impossible to remember the name (of him there is only the tube of Zovirax). We were still in the slow incubation and we could still get vaccinated, eleven years later, taking large doses of sceneggiatone BBC Pride and Prejudice, for a bit 'of Jane Austen's good sentimental education of the young ladies in England.

But the Italian actors on sticks used to identity tenacious that even with Kabir Bedi Sandokan is planed off. Only that, for us, we have seen the TV Classicon mostly deferred, or downloaded from the web, who wanted to compare the film with Keira Knightley and Matthew McFadyen vicebietolone that.

The possible therapeutic effect had already vanished long ago. * P * Fever of 90 ° 1997: so that he could heal us from Colin. Because the character he plays, Paul, in addition to being the unbearable fan who always leaves you alone on Sundays, is guilty of having bigiato several hairstyles, with results against all temptations erotic.

But many women are intolerant to the films rich in calcium, and have avoided. Thus, the bacterium Colin took the opportunity to grow and change, even if the patients do not yet felt the symptoms or itching. Only the most forward-looking Italian woman, the refined producer (now also bloggers Vogue) Livia Giuggioli Group also took the opportunity to put our hero locked up (and us two children).

Who in 1998 tried to take the road to recovery in the shoes of Colin hated that bastard of Lord Wessex in Shakespeare in Love, has come a long way. Indeed, soon after the Bacterium Colin critics would also infected and vaccinated as adults. For the first noticeable symptoms of disturbance it was not until 2001, with Bridget Jones's Diary (and sequel).

Many have preferred the hint of double chin Colin (and the sweater with the reindeer) to the crow's feet of Hugh, others are excited to discover that the character of Mark Darcy in the novel by Helen Fielding was packaged in its homage to the Firth Darcy-Pride and Prejudice: In short, this is where the disease becomes overt.

All we thought that the role of the lawyer (with reindeer) who steals his heart he would be sentenced to Bridget to make the movie star chick lit forever. We were wrong. Because in 2003 the role of the painter Vermeer in The Girl with a Pearl Earring has reshaped in a good way. Some girl a bit 'distracted, too busy sulking envy of Scarlett Johansson, even confesses to not having recognized (without the reindeer, it was hard).

Meanwhile, aided by distraction, the course of fever Colin was stable up to Love Actually, released the same year. Colin is a wealthy novelist betrayed, some tender, for charity, but that react to the disappointment of love spliced the modest Portuguese maid too makes us aware of the foreign troops carers who steal our men's catchment area.

At least at the cinema, you would like to relax. With a few drops of Nanny McPhee (before evening meal) could give the coup de grace to the disease and think about anything else and others gloss affair wondering why all British actors haunt the set of Harry Potter, and only Firth, for experience the cinema for children, is the widower with seven children upset.

Nah, rien à faire: in 2007 we discovered against the death penalty and producer, with his wife, In Prison My Whole Life, a documentary about Mumia Abu-Jamal, Black Panther leader on death row for twenty-five years. Enraptured by the commitment, the feverish patients leave the virus to redo the road and alter their diopters so perhaps irreversible exit when everything changes, the same year, he comes from screaming children, wearing a t-shirt he looks to have borne outbreaks of jelly, and there still seems to Prince Charming.

Of course, when it embraces a posteriori Helen Hunt and kisses on the neck, begin to understand why his Italian wife (called the intimacy orsacchiottone? Micioni? Bel kidney bean?) Has preferred to a fellow: you opt for foreign products only when in return we will earn. * P * But it's made: the words on the lips of patients and sexy symbol to come out every drop of the immune system.

And you get to the 2008 Mamma Mia!. Honor the courage and modesty: Colin says he does not know how to dance and sing and then throws in a musical with Meryl Streep Almighty. Luckily Pierce Brosnan sing worse than him, but we are sure that if he did best, Firth would suffer? With the unexpected melodrama Genoa (2009) by Michael Winterbottom, the critical hosannas, but it falls a little fever '.

Because it is gratifying to see one of those involved in foreign productions who choose Italy as a location and with the paint colors we'd like to see in real life, and it is true that the role of the afflicted left following some 'everywhere and the values it. Colin but now we like to imagine that blessed with a reindeer sweater.

Meanwhile, Yahoo! Answers someone starts to wonder where you live, given the familiarity with the beautiful country. The responses are more frequent and click "between London, Rome, where live-in-law, and Umbria." No precise addresses. On the Internet there's just all around. Easy Virtue sees his role as Luis Figo, the nobleman's shabby, lonely and decadent, a Byronic hero so traumatized by the war not to be impressed - only one in the family - the marriage of his son with a fallofila (Jessica Biel ).

And to think she launches into a tango that the ballet is better than John Travolta in Pulp Fiction (thank goodness he did not know that dance!). At that point, the virus has already taken possession of the cerebral cortex of patients and altered hormone production. Needless to remedy still sip a gay role, in the elegant setting of A Single Man, the debut of Tom Ford, after which Firth was asked why rely so often share a homosexual (ah, yes: it was also Mamma mia!).

As in heterosexual roles continues to play well sensitive feelings of women, the question is legitimate. Fortunately, Lady Livia protects their virility, not because gay is not beautiful, but because we've already lost too many in the field (including Rupert, with which it has made peace).

Now enough with the aggressive medical treatment, if there are those who welcomes the lost kilos with appendectomy, also positive side effects of Colin Bacteria are manifold. So, it - sooner or later - with the bald statuette in hand will be a panacea. Why Colin quell'Oscar deserves it, trivially speaking.

But also because he spent his childhood with his grandparents missionaries in Nigeria. Why do not you ever locates in a film that leaves you in the mouth the taste of the temptation to cheat and give you the money for the ticket. Why the constant juxtapositions of books (in Love Actually is a novelist who runs after the manuscript spread to the wind in Then She Found Me is a single father who writes notes in the margins of the texts) can not be random.

Because it's so nice to hear him say that he would like to play the part of a bad (but now is back on set with Winterbottom for Promised Land, a thriller set in Palestine in the years 40), but there you see the sweater with embroidered reindeer, take a stab someone? Why has withstood the blow of the fifty best of all the lever 1960, with fewer wrinkles and more of Hugh Grant's hair Stanley Tucci, with more dignity by Jean Claude Van Damme and David Duchovny and less belly of Maradona.

And why, after all, we all suspect that for him, the best is yet to come.

• "'The King's Speech' Poster With Colin Firth" and related posts (28/11/2010)
• Colin Firth Daily: Colin's Star on the Walk of Fame (15/01/2011)
• Colin Firth wins critical acclaim (15/01/2011)
• 'Firth is a national treasure' (18/01/2011)
• Livia Firth Upcycles Colin Firth's Moth-Eaten Suit for "King's Speech" Premiere (08/01/2011)